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http://raisetheroop.com/about/
http://raisetheroop.com/

My friend Jen Roop is raising money for her bike ride thing for lance armstrong foundation or whatnot. so. read the stories get inspired and donate a dollar... or donate more than a dollar. but a dollar is a start. then tell your friends, its like a pyramid scheme but in a good way.

so yea. donate or something.


thanks!

internet is full of weird shit..

some flash fun things... just people experimenting ... or taking acid and making some weird shit.


this is a series of... things.... its weird. i didnt watch it all, cause the music kinda creeped me out.
http://nails.hoogerbrugge.com/


this is kinda silly shit. but its interesting.
http://bio-bak.nl/

i'm assuming you'll need a fast connection to view them. but still.. pretty interesting internets.


on a side note, why the hell does tyra banks still have a tv show? and i'm not talking about Top Model. i'm talking about the "tyra banks show"...show.

video skits internet

http://thosearentmuskets.com/index.php

that place is fairly funny. the myspace intervention is chock full of little internet jokings.

clitter is a funny little diddy

and star trek rap is always good haha.

at one point...

at one point, i thought placebo was the same as placenta.

but thats not true. and to substitute either word in the wrong situation creates an awkward moment.

asking someone to give someone placenta to make them think that they are better, even though placenta is nothing.... doesn't quite work right.

and asking if someone ever saved their placebo after a birth is not as inquistively awkward as originally intended.

just a thought. for a moment.

question life... or just question me...

so/

here's an old meme of sorts.

you ask a question. i answer it.

be anonymous. or be real. it doesn't matter, cause i reserve the right to invoke the fifth amendment.

new stimulus

so.

i saw a sign today. well, at my work, they installed some signs like in front of ofifces or at the exit. basically, it either had numbers for an office, or for the exit, it was labeled exit door or something like that. and it had braille.

and it made think.

it must kinda suck to be a germophobe and be blind. becuase you have to touch a lot of things, a lot of public things, such as that sign, in order to read it. and so its like you have to carry your own personal purell (hand sanitizer).

so. just a thought.

i semi thought about a blind agrophobe (phobia of going outside). and if their phobia of the outside world was a bit more justified than a regular sight seeing agrophobe. i mean, the world is a dangerous place, whne you can't really see the danger. albeit, hearing danger is a good thing too, i mean i use my ears to hear cars sometimes. but all the same, i wonder simple things.

and ist new stimulus like a exit sign with braille on it, that makes me think abuot shit. and i think thats kinda what i need, a bit more new stimuli.

also, its weird to still be feeling like crying while driving home.

hair...

so.

i always see ads for like hair growth for balding men. and thats neat. cause it appears to work or something.

but i wonder if i can use that same thing to grow facial hair? to just rub it all around my chin and upper lip area and my cheeks, so i can get a full beard happening.

tempting.

batman!

the dark knight was great.

i didnt like the editing, cause it felt funky. continuity or whatnot and stuff like that.

heath ledger as the joker is just great! the way he moved and talked and his mannerisms are awesome.

i had been watching the batman beyond: return of the joker, in participation of watching the dark knight. so this is different take, cause its a different style of batman, but its pretty dang awesome.

and WATCHMEN!!!!! the movie!!!!!! i saw the trailer online the day before and i was like OMFG this is awesome. and so i couldn't wait to see it on the big screen. and i waslike AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I want to see it! dr manhattan looked pretty cool. i'm not sure about billy crudup though. but it should still be nifty!!

i didnt get to see hellboy 2 cause i was in vegas on opening weekend. i can't see it tomorrow, cause i'm doing something with friends. but will possibly at some point... even though my next weekend is already taken too :-|

but yea. nifty!

the joke

so.

my friend usually forwards me txts on the phone that are joke texts. its almost liek a chain letter type thing sometimes. sometimes its funny some times its not. but heres a recent one that was amusing.

a mother cookes deer meat but doesn't tell her kids what it is. they ask for a clue and she says, "it's dad's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's PUSSY!"

and so thats amusing. but it got me thinking to alternate versions of the joke. like if we maybe give it a better more 2000s twist... or simply keep it PC and change it to have a different laugh.

so heres a swerve...

a father cooks deer meat but doesn't tell his kids what it is. they ask for a clue and he says, "it's mom's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's COCK!"

so thats one perspective or whatnot. larry will laugh cause it says cock, and thats joke enough as it is. but thats just an equality take on it. heres a more double 0 take (double 0 = a hip way of saying 2000s haha like one would say 90s... 00s.)

a father cooks deer meat but doesn't tell his kids what it is. they ask for a clue and he says, "it's mom's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's PUSSY!"
similarly

a mother cooks deer meat but doesn't tell her kids what it is. they ask for a clue and she says, "it's dad's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's COCK!"

or even

a mother cooks deer meat but doesn't tell her kids what it is. they ask for a clue and she says, "it's dad's favorite." the boy yells out, "don't eat it, it's ASS!"

just cause we can. so thats a simple versatile joke set up. so...thats nice.

velcro joke

velcro joke
so.

i like velcro. it holds together.

if you look at it, its a neat little system. its like the hook side and then the furry side, and the hooks lock into the furry side. and its a nifty sound and if you really watch the velcro when you rip it apart slowly you can see it at work.

its pretty nifty. and its like, crabs on pubes or something. just like trying to grip onto the furry part and holding on. its like we're copying nature when we created velcro. use natures example hahah.